Everything I Thought I Knew About How Medication Works
Everything I Thought I Knew About How Medication Works died on Thursday during the latest trip to the doctor, when he was informed by his nurse, Rebecca, that those little grains of medicine inside capsules do not in fact climb into the bloodstream wearing miniature boxing gloves and throw wild haymakers on the terrified germs until they get tired of being pummeled and leap out of the nearest orifice onto the floor, at which time a passing cat licks them up.